“After School Snacks: A Taxonomy” for ROOKIE

“The after-school snack is the most important meal of your social life—friends go where the snacks are, after all, leaving memories and crumbs to be ground into the carpets and cushions of our lives. The afternoon snack is the pillar of the adolescent weekday, a tall and steady totem of three o’clock refueling for the wobbling soldiers of sixth-period math.”

My taxonomy of selections from the ever-so-important institution of the After School Snack, over at ROOKIE.